if there is a creator of the universe (soft if), by definition all this within the universe is its child. Substitute "God" for creator and this hat for the universe and you'll see why this is the most appropriate hat one could wear. Probably most appropriate hat ever, it's that appropriate.
Share your heritage with the world.
You are a child of God, a priceless part of His Kingdom, which He
created as part of Him. Nothing else exists and only this is real. You have
chosen a sleep in which you have had bad dreams, but the sleep is not real
and God calls you to awake.